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Welcome to Go Green Girl! I hope you like all the pictures and gadgets and lists I have on my blog. Enjoy reading my posts!
Chiara

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Jokes

Hi!
Here are some funny jokes that I made up:

What did the baker say when he overcooked the cupcakes?
Dough!

What do violinists eat?
Fiddlesticks!

Which insect blows bubbles?
A bubblebee!

What's a cow's favorite pastime?
Listening to mooosic!

What do foxes dance?
The foxtrot!

What do ghosts like to listen to?
The boos!

What do hands eat?
Knuckle sandwiches!

What do fingers eat?
Finger food!

What did the zombie say to the other zombie?
I was just dying to see you!

Until next time,
Chiara

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The Green News

Hi! Welcome to the Green News! Every two weeks, check this section for new news. Today's headlines are:

Save The Saker!
Saker falcons are an endangered species.

The Saker falcon's preferred prey became extinct, and now, Saker falcon numbers are declining.

People are trying to save this bird, and its habitat, which is getting destroyed by people farming, and digging for oil.

To learn more about the Saker falcon, go to the post 'The Saker Falcon'.

Go Greener (a.k.a. Chiara).