Hi!
Here are some funny jokes that I made up:
What did the baker say when he overcooked the cupcakes?
Dough!
What do violinists eat?
Fiddlesticks!
Which insect blows bubbles?
A bubblebee!
What's a cow's favorite pastime?
Listening to mooosic!
What do foxes dance?
The foxtrot!
What do ghosts like to listen to?
The boos!
What do hands eat?
Knuckle sandwiches!
What do fingers eat?
Finger food!
What did the zombie say to the other zombie?
I was just dying to see you!
Until next time,
Chiara
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Chiara
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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Animal jokes
What do ducks eat?
Quackers!
What kind of flower do you see in a frog's garden?
A crocus!
Why are dalmations not good at hide-and-seek?
Because there always spotted!
Why did the cheetah cub get better grades then his whole class?
Because he cheetahed!
Why did the horse skip his speech?
He had a horse throat!
Did you like the jokes? A duck friend of mine said I needed to 'quack up' more often.
Until next time,
Chiara
Quackers!
What kind of flower do you see in a frog's garden?
A crocus!
Why are dalmations not good at hide-and-seek?
Because there always spotted!
Why did the cheetah cub get better grades then his whole class?
Because he cheetahed!
Why did the horse skip his speech?
He had a horse throat!
Did you like the jokes? A duck friend of mine said I needed to 'quack up' more often.
Until next time,
Chiara
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Hi! Welcome to the Green News! Every two weeks, check this section for new news. Today's headlines are:
Save The Saker!
Saker falcons are an endangered species.
The Saker falcon's preferred prey became extinct, and now, Saker falcon numbers are declining.
People are trying to save this bird, and its habitat, which is getting destroyed by people farming, and digging for oil.
To learn more about the Saker falcon, go to the post 'The Saker Falcon'.
Go Greener (a.k.a. Chiara).
Save The Saker!
Saker falcons are an endangered species.
The Saker falcon's preferred prey became extinct, and now, Saker falcon numbers are declining.
People are trying to save this bird, and its habitat, which is getting destroyed by people farming, and digging for oil.
To learn more about the Saker falcon, go to the post 'The Saker Falcon'.
Go Greener (a.k.a. Chiara).
