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Chiara

Monday, November 16, 2009

Plant and animal jokes

Hi!
Here are some really funny animal and plant jokes!

What do you call a lamb that laughs?
Laughing stock!

What do you call a snake that loves rain?
A Rainboa!

Why did the bee call the turkey rude?
Because the turkey gobbled down his food!

Why are blue sharks always sad?
Because their blue!

Why is it hard to talk to an owl about someone?
Because he always says who!

What kind of pumpkin is think around the edges?
A plumpkin!

Why is it hard to take walnuts out?
They always go nuts!

Until next time,
Chiara

1 comment:

  1. Great job on the jokes, sweetie! You are one creative little blogger;-)

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Save The Saker!
Saker falcons are an endangered species.

The Saker falcon's preferred prey became extinct, and now, Saker falcon numbers are declining.

People are trying to save this bird, and its habitat, which is getting destroyed by people farming, and digging for oil.

To learn more about the Saker falcon, go to the post 'The Saker Falcon'.

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